What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Phage therapy: I found a bacteria-eating virus in my loo - BBC

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

share office space ...

Hailey Bieber Steps Out Solo in an Emerald Minidress After Ditching Her Wedding Ring - instyle.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Judge bars Trump administration from deporting family of Boulder attack suspect - The Washington Post

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Cyberpunk 2077 ‘incredible’ new release has fans floored - GAMINGbible

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Why am I attracted to older men?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

2 Minnesota lawmakers shot in apparent 'targeted' incident: Officials - ABC News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Neuroscientists just discovered a fascinating fact about the grooves in your brain - PsyPost

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Mayor Bass announces curfew for DTLA amid ongoing anti-ICE protests - ABC7 Los Angeles

They put up a sign reading

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Rory McIlroy destroys tee marker but survives cut at U.S. Open - NBC Sports

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

What would be the likely consequences if the Canadian Premier Doug Ford makes good on his threats to "cut off energy and critical mineral exports" to the US to retaliate against potential tariffs?